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Old 09-19-2002, 14:59   #1
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A blonde buys a handgun

A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she thinks her husband is cheating on her. When she gets home, she finds her husband in bed with a another woman. The blonde grabs the gun out of her purse, loads it and points it at her own head.

Her husband seeing this starts screaming at her not to shoot.

The blonde replies, "Shut up stupid! You're next!"
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Old 09-19-2002, 20:50   #2
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Old 09-19-2002, 21:39   #3
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lol
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Old 09-20-2002, 01:48   #4
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Hey, I'm blonde....And I'm very offended by this joke! No, not really! ;f ;f
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Old 09-21-2002, 07:24   #5
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Quote:
Originally posted by Brianna
Hey, I'm blonde....And I'm very offended by this joke! No, not really! ;f ;f
Not really offended, or not really blond?
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Old 09-21-2002, 08:02   #6
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Blonde

Thats to funny;N ;Y ;I ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i
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Old 09-21-2002, 08:29   #7
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Good one WilliePete;f ;a ;f
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Old 09-21-2002, 08:58   #8
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Blonde........

Next up, the blonde that like s to play russian roulette with her new Glock 22!!!!!!!

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Old 09-21-2002, 19:12   #9
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Careful...........

This Blonde KNOWS how to shoot and who to shoot FIRST! LOL

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