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Old 09-20-2002, 10:28   #1
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How to tell the sex of a fly:

Subject: FLIES




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How to tell the sex of a fly...





A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.






Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Old 09-20-2002, 17:40   #2
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