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Old 09-20-2002, 12:55   #1
Eddie C.
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Did they really say that?.......

Subject: Watch what you say....
>>
>> > Here are some comments made by sports commentators
>> > that I'm sure they
>> > > would like to take back:
>> >
>> > 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch
>> > and Jerk Event:
>> > > "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
>> > snatch this morning during
>> > her warm up and it was amazing."
>> >
>> > 2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
>> > "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
>> > personal experience since
>> > I once mounted her mother."
>> >
>> > 3. Grand Prix Race Announcer:
>> > "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except
>> > for the one behind it
>> > which is exactly identical to the one in front of
>> > the similar one in
>> > back."
>> >
>> > 4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer:
>> > "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
>> > father."
>> >
>> > 5. Ringside Boxing Analyst:
>> > "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths
>> > in boxing - but none
>> > of them really that serious."
>> >
>> > 6. Baseball announcer:
>> > "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
>> > expect the same thing
>> > again."
>> >
>> > 7. Basketball analyst:
>> > "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
>> > it. In fact you can see
>> > it all over their faces."
>> >
>> > 8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988:
>> > "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge
>> > president is hugging the
>> > cox of the Oxford crew."
>> >
>> > 9. Metro Radio, College Football:
>> > "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
>> > eleven Dicks on the
>> > field."
>> >
>> > 10. US Open TV Commentator:
>> > "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well
>> > is that, before each
>> > final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
>> > them. Oh my God, what
>> > have I just said?"
>>
>>
>>
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