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09-21-2002, 08:51
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"Identical Twins"
"Identical Twins"
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat
and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a
group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to
salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out
of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his
brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things
at the grocery. A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said,
"I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible." Joe, thinking she
was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to
be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom
was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was
always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole
in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she
leaked like crazy." "I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented
her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that
she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted her
anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she
split right up the middle."
The old woman fainted................
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09-22-2002, 17:02
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Excellent;i ;i ;i
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09-24-2002, 12:48
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09-24-2002, 13:58
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Twins
LOL;f ;g ;b ;i ;i ;i
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06-16-2008, 12:11
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CLM Number 185
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"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs."
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06-16-2008, 18:40
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 ! that is all i can say!
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06-28-2008, 09:00
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Ya' Forgot our picture
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06-28-2008, 22:51
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He could probably Mexican Carry a Mexican, Mexican Carrying that gun.deadite
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06-28-2008, 23:33
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Great googly moogly! That's a SIX YEAR resurrection.
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06-29-2008, 00:11
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CLM Number 185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HAVOC
Great googly moogly! That's a SIX YEAR resurrection.
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06-29-2008, 00:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pupcuss27
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"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs."
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06-29-2008, 21:05
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damn, this is an old thread!
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06-30-2008, 11:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J***5
damn, this is an old thread!
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It is like a fine wine, it just keeps getting better and better........
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06-30-2008, 12:23
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BELIEVE IT WILL BE DONE
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06-30-2008, 14:49
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CLM Number 185
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06-30-2008, 16:35
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AV1911
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That looks like a "pig in a blanket"!
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06-30-2008, 18:02
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J***5
That looks like a "pig in a blanket"!
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Yup, I think so. It is the epitome of..."fine wine, it just keeps getting better and better."
At least here on this thread!!
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07-01-2008, 21:50
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J***5
That looks like a "pig in a blanket"!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AV1911
Yup, I think so. It is the epitome of..."fine wine, it just keeps getting better and better."
At least here on this thread!! |
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Originally Posted by AV1911
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Are you Really Sure, that it's a "Pig" in that blanket?
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07-02-2008, 16:54
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Cali Girl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pupcuss27
Are you Really Sure, that it's a "Pig" in that blanket?
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NO!! Not really sure at all!!
Any other suggestions of what it might be?? 
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07-02-2008, 21:02
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Can we really let a 6 year old thread die??
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07-02-2008, 21:35
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i did NOT see how old this thread was
STICKY,STICKY,STICKY!!!!!! 
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:angel:R.I.P Angelica Nappi, 14
Mil Surplus club #4 J-frame club #4 Sks club #14 1911club # IV Rimfire club #1414 Browning High Power club #4
SNS club #14 Kalashnikov Klub #1414
He could probably Mexican Carry a Mexican, Mexican Carrying that gun.deadite
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07-02-2008, 21:37
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Python!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AV1911
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that aint White Trash, that's CLASSY!!! 
white trash would be drinkin it out of a Box 
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:angel:R.I.P Angelica Nappi, 14
Mil Surplus club #4 J-frame club #4 Sks club #14 1911club # IV Rimfire club #1414 Browning High Power club #4
SNS club #14 Kalashnikov Klub #1414
He could probably Mexican Carry a Mexican, Mexican Carrying that gun.deadite
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07-02-2008, 23:47
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CLM Number 185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by eddief4
i did NOT see how old this thread was
STICKY,STICKY,STICKY!!!!!! |
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