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Old 09-21-2002, 08:51   #1
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"Identical Twins"

"Identical Twins"

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat

and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a

group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He spent all day trying to

salvage as much stuff as he could from the sunken vessel and was out

of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his

brother John's wife had died suddenly in his absence.

When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things

at the grocery. A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said,

"I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible." Joe, thinking she

was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to

be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom

was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was

always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole

in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she

leaked like crazy." "I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented

her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that

she wasn't very good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted her

anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she

split right up the middle."

The old woman fainted................


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Old 09-22-2002, 17:02   #2
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Old 09-24-2002, 13:58   #4
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Twins

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Old 06-16-2008, 12:11   #5
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Great googly moogly! That's a SIX YEAR resurrection.
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damn, this is an old thread!
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:48   #13
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damn, this is an old thread!
It is like a fine wine, it just keeps getting better and better........

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Old 06-30-2008, 14:49   #15
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That looks like a "pig in a blanket"!
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That looks like a "pig in a blanket"!
Yup, I think so. It is the epitome of..."fine wine, it just keeps getting better and better."

At least here on this thread!!
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Yup, I think so. It is the epitome of..."fine wine, it just keeps getting better and better."

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Are you Really Sure, that it's a "Pig" in that blanket?





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Are you Really Sure, that it's a "Pig" in that blanket?





NO!! Not really sure at all!!

Any other suggestions of what it might be??
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Can we really let a 6 year old thread die??
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