The following ad in "The Atlanta Journal" is reported to have received
numerous calls: a must read!
"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm
a young, very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I also love long walks in
the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips,
cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be
at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave
me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about
an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever named Daisy. Men are so easy.
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
Schiit audio, everything else ain't.