Overcoming the Embarrassment
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.
He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"
OK, then how about if I just kick your ass?
I don't understand why people oppose gun control. I mean, if you can't control your gun, how can you hit the lowlife you're shooting at?
To those who have fought to defend it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know.