A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?'
But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'
OK, then how about if I just kick your ass?
I don't understand why people oppose gun control. I mean, if you can't control your gun, how can you hit the lowlife you're shooting at?
To those who have fought to defend it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know.