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Old 10-21-2002, 09:06   #1
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Questions ???

Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand ;d

Is it good if a vacuum sucks ;d

Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing ;d

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing ;d

Why do tug boats boats push barges ;d

Why do we go to a ball game and sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game";d

Why are stands called stands when they are made for sitting ;d

Why is "after dark" not called "after light ;d "

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected , expected ;d

Why do "overlook" and "oversee" not mean the same thing ;d

Why is "Phonics" not spelled the way it sounds ;d

If all the world is a stage , where is the audience sitting ?

If love is blind , why is lingerie so popular ;d

Why is bra singular and panties plural ;d

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle ;d
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Old 10-21-2002, 19:00   #2
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How come "monosyllabic" isn't?
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Old 10-21-2002, 19:02   #3
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Why do you drive in a parkway?
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Old 10-21-2002, 19:20   #4
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Why is there braille bumps on my drive-through ATM?
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Old 10-21-2002, 23:51   #5
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Imagine a blind man reading a stop sign at 60 MPH ;P
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