2nd grader and the 3 little pigs.
A 2nd grade teacher was reading the 3 little pigs to her class having a moral to the story in the back of her mind for the end of the book.
She starts reading.....................
"Soon they met a man who was carrying some straw. "Please will you give me some straw?" asked the first little pig. "I want to build a house for myself."
The teacher then stops reading and asks the kids what they think the man is going to say.
A young boy shouts out "HOLLY ****!!" A TALKING PIG!!