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Old 02-17-2011, 14:08   #226
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Good stuff - reminds me of the only time I ever fired while having my pants down. This is a true story, however.

I was fishing out of my kayak at a location near Baton Rouge called Alligator Bayou - early summer (gator mating season). I was paddling down a long man made canal about 20 feet across with marsh grass on either bank.

I really needed to piss, so I ran my yak up into the grass to stabilize it so I could get on my knees to piss over the side of my yak (I should have inspected my bathroom better).

I was kneeling taking a piss when I see some grass move about 3 feet in front of me. Next I heard a hiss and spotted a huge gator (at least 7 feet, but at the time I would have sworn he was 15 feet long) lying with his body about half above the water line - he had his mouth open and WAS NOT HAPPY I WAS THERE!!

He took an aggressive posture and was hissing - this was no joke!! It was mating season they had been pretty aggressive in the weeks leading up to this event.

With my pecker still in my left hand I slowly unholstered my G19 and without hesitation began firing shots about a foot to the side of the gator. He thankfully made a hasty retreat.

After I coaxed my pecker back out - I finished peeing and NEVER EVER stop in the marsh grass of Alligator Bayou (or any LA bayou) to relieve myself.

What a way to go - yanked overboard by your cock - close call, still have nightmares.

That season (last year) I had no less than 5 scary run ins with aggressive gators.
that is another reason not to talk to it
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Old 02-19-2011, 15:12   #227
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Man... way to survive!!!!! And people wonder why I keep a 33 round mag ready to rock... This is why. Gang violence. May you continue to be blessed, and I hope you sleep O.k. at night. That sort of action can shake up the old gray matter for years to come, but you know you did what you were supposed to do. As I like to say when I hear a story like this from someone... "Good to see you." (alive)
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Old 02-20-2011, 00:01   #228
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what did we learn?

i had my doubts when instead of running off when one of them went down they mounted an assault to get their fallen member. in my experience that just doesn't happen.

Unless they were ex-Marines?
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Old 02-20-2011, 00:06   #229
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no, mine got shot up in the al queda attack, 16 bg's, i had to beat 4 of them down with the towel rack before getting to my m4 with the m203 attached that i keep in the freezer under the popsicles. It was pitch dark but they gave themselves away shouting "allah akbar" and i used echo location to nail them.
Ho-Chee-Mama!!

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Old 02-20-2011, 00:08   #230
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You got that right, after having a category 4 hurricane roll right over the top of my house there is no such thing as a window to small to board up.

Do you have a link to that?

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Old 02-20-2011, 00:15   #231
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Good point on the flooring. Where I used to work there was a woman who had a break-in at her house. The guy bled to death after cutting himself on the window he crashed through. She had wood floors.

She had to have the floors ripped out and replaced because of the blood.

Why didn't she just let her dog lick it up?
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Old 02-20-2011, 00:19   #232
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Old 02-20-2011, 00:22   #233
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It amazes me that people are still thinking this is real.
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Old 02-26-2011, 10:28   #234
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It's Saturday Morning 2:58am...

I'm in the shower

I stand there naked
my body
My muscles tighten
grab my....
muffled and grunting.
get to the back
ghetto
I'm naked
then i hear
Let Tay in the back
my naked body
behind peanut butter.
these bodies
my body.
another body licking
my way

a body runs <iframe style="border: 2px inset; width: 540px; height: 250px;" tabindex="1" id="vB_Editor_001_iframe"></iframe>
crying
heavy breathing
dark stain
I stay in position
inspect my body for damages
take me down
naked
wet
I'm wet still
my heart pumps fast,
hilarious
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Old 02-28-2011, 09:39   #235
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I cant remember when the lat time it is i laughed so hard!
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:03   #236
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Simple editing of the op's words, in their original order. I admit it was some of my better work.
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Old 03-02-2011, 14:49   #237
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Nothing much to add... Just needed to tag/be part of another epic thread.
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:40   #238
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Guess who's back and won a case?
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Old 07-09-2012, 02:07   #239
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Guess who's back and won a case?
"won a case" of what?

I have to tell you, your original story was total bull****, but entertaining.....
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Old 07-09-2012, 06:05   #240
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Guess who's back and won a case?

Glad you're back. Can you talk about it now?


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Old 07-09-2012, 08:07   #241
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It would be GREAT, and REALLY helpful if there were some supporting links.....
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:18   #242
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:59   #243
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Old 07-09-2012, 13:01   #244
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That story read like an episode of Breaking Bad.....
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Old 07-09-2012, 13:13   #245
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dude, epic thread is epic.


Did I ever tell you guys about the time two tactical bears broke into my house?

Alfred10 and I fought them off, but it wasn't easy. I was upstairs showering, but luckily I had my mac 10 that has 2 barrels attached, that could fire off .308 and 10mm at the same time. I decided to go with that weapon cause I made a bunch of threads asking what caliber for bear and that's the two calibers people recommended me.

I'll post the news links later.
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Old 07-09-2012, 13:32   #246
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Good stuff - reminds me of the only time I ever fired while having my pants down. This is a true story, however.

I was fishing out of my kayak at a location near Baton Rouge called Alligator Bayou - early summer (gator mating season). I was paddling down a long man made canal about 20 feet across with marsh grass on either bank.

I really needed to piss, so I ran my yak up into the grass to stabilize it so I could get on my knees to piss over the side of my yak (I should have inspected my bathroom better).

I was kneeling taking a piss when I see some grass move about 3 feet in front of me. Next I heard a hiss and spotted a huge gator (at least 7 feet, but at the time I would have sworn he was 15 feet long) lying with his body about half above the water line - he had his mouth open and WAS NOT HAPPY I WAS THERE!!

He took an aggressive posture and was hissing - this was no joke!! It was mating season they had been pretty aggressive in the weeks leading up to this event.

With my pecker still in my left hand I slowly unholstered my G19 and without hesitation began firing shots about a foot to the side of the gator. He thankfully made a hasty retreat.

After I coaxed my pecker back out - I finished peeing and NEVER EVER stop in the marsh grass of Alligator Bayou (or any LA bayou) to relieve myself.

What a way to go - yanked overboard by your cock - close call, still have nightmares.

That season (last year) I had no less than 5 scary run ins with aggressive gators.
I know there is a season and you need tags etc. (depending on location) BUT - you fired warning shots at a 7' gator that had his eyes on your unit?!?! I'm not sure what the fine would have been had you been caught but I might have taken it AND the public urination charge as well!!!
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Old 07-09-2012, 15:30   #247
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Guess who's back and won a case?
Case #?
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Old 07-09-2012, 15:35   #248
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Old 07-09-2012, 16:52   #249
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Gaaaah !

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Old 07-09-2012, 18:50   #250
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Guess who's back and won a case?

LOL wow. It took me five pages to notice the posts were back in 2009.

Cheers TicTock! Glad you are sticking to your guns and won your case!

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