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09-14-2009, 14:20
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RIP 08/95~09/09
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: She waits for me at Rainbow Bridge
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A spider bit my butt cheek!
Last night while I was recreatin' on the couch (napping) I was bit on the butt by a ruthless arachnid. It was all itchy and felt like there was several welts.
If'n anyone sees that 8 legged bastage, shoot 'im a little for me.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Paw 
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I have a perfect body. It's in the trunk and starting to stink.
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09-14-2009, 15:31
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Cool Cat
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The communist's play ground of OHIO
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I hope every thing comes out ok in the end! 
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It doesn't matter what the Joe on the street thinks, it is who pays the biggest bribes to the electoral college gets elected as President! :crying:
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09-14-2009, 15:53
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CLM Number 128
Litter Kitty
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Tasmania, Australia
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If you'd live down here I would be worried 
We have some nasty stuff
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I believe in gun control
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09-14-2009, 17:18
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427 ci
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: North Alabama
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I hates me some spiders if'in I sees h'm I'll shoot h'm a bunch....... 
Hope it wasn't one of them brown recluse spiders like we have here in the south. If it was your butt will become rotten and fall off.  NOT GOOD!
Ray
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09-14-2009, 17:22
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Platinum Membership
I HAVE STATUS
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Durham, NC
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It was Bob
Sorry your butt got bit 
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FF Wife "and I saw that Dinky.....   "
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09-14-2009, 17:30
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What's up glock
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09-14-2009, 18:44
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: some place in pa...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinky
It was Bob
Sorry your butt got bit |
dinky did he told me he thinks he is spiderman..he says his spidery senses get all tingly and he has to eat a fly or bite a hiney..
i keep tellin him he is just horney but you know them there spidermen..
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... only the dead have "seen" the end of war...
** read and follow the rules its simple**
"i miss the good days when people were embarrassed about being ignorant.
now they cant wait to get on the net and proudly display their ignorance over and over again"-
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09-14-2009, 18:48
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Platinum Membership
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Quote:
Originally Posted by true believer
dinky did he told me he thinks he is spiderman..he says his spidery senses get all tingly and he has to eat a fly or bite a hiney..
i keep tellin him he is just horney but you know them there spidermen..
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I learned how to bite from my Trantula Spike
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FF Wife "and I saw that Dinky..... "
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09-14-2009, 19:22
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Orlando, FL
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This thread is... actually... quite good without pictures.
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09-14-2009, 20:04
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CLM Number 296
Debbil!
Join Date: May 1999
Location: With G29
Posts: 50,740
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Vampire Spider.
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09-14-2009, 20:16
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinky
I learned how to bite from my Trantula Spike |
spike?
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... only the dead have "seen" the end of war...
** read and follow the rules its simple**
"i miss the good days when people were embarrassed about being ignorant.
now they cant wait to get on the net and proudly display their ignorance over and over again"-
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09-14-2009, 21:30
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CLM Number 37
NRA Lifer
Join Date: Feb 2002
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So who's gonna suck out the spider venom?? lmao..
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09-14-2009, 22:40
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Silver Membership
No Change
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Redneck Sparta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by digitspaw
Last night while I was recreatin' on the couch (napping) I was bit on the butt by a ruthless arachnid. It was all itchy and felt like there was several welts.
If'n anyone sees that 8 legged bastage, shoot 'im a little for me.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Paw
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Like he lived.
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09-14-2009, 22:42
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CLM Number 3
Sneet
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Sorry you got bit Kurt.
How's Linda doing?
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Life, Liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it.
"What's the point of living the majority of your life preparing for that last little bit?"
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09-15-2009, 02:00
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CLM Number 2129
GT Mayor
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Muskogee Ok.
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That's a big bite of a crap sandwich Kurt, break out the AR and shoot'em a bit
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Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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09-15-2009, 03:55
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Back to MEXICO
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: South Irvington,Indiana 46239
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SO some spider is going around telling all his buddies that he got a piece of A-ss from you.All the rest of the spiders will now call you a tramp
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09-17-2009, 11:30
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RIP 08/95~09/09
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by true believer
dinky did he told me he thinks he is spiderman..he says his spidery senses get all tingly and he has to eat a fly or bite a hiney..
i keep tellin him he is just horney but you know them there spidermen..
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THAT explains the lipstick around the bite area.
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I have a perfect body. It's in the trunk and starting to stink.
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09-17-2009, 11:31
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RIP 08/95~09/09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Geeorge
SO some spider is going around telling all his buddies that he got a piece of A-ss from you.All the rest of the spiders will now call you a tramp
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Well, I am sort of a floosie.
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I have a perfect body. It's in the trunk and starting to stink.
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09-17-2009, 11:33
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RIP 08/95~09/09
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OSSI
If you'd live down here I would be worried
We have some nasty stuff |
Like the red back and the funnel web spiders?
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I have a perfect body. It's in the trunk and starting to stink.
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09-17-2009, 11:39
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RIP 08/95~09/09
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OSSI
If you'd live down here I would be worried
We have some nasty stuff |
I just read that these funnel web spiders are running rampant in the south of Australia and that there is a bumper crop this year.
Article said they can KILL a human within 76 minutes of being bit.
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I have a perfect body. It's in the trunk and starting to stink.
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09-17-2009, 11:42
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RIP 08/95~09/09
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by G19Tony
Sorry you got bit Kurt.
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Hiya, Tony
Linda is doing much better these days and is recovering her energy level. She has completed the radiation and re-starts the chemo next week.
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I have a perfect body. It's in the trunk and starting to stink.
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09-17-2009, 12:00
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Platinum Membership
I HAVE STATUS
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Durham, NC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by digitspaw
THAT explains the lipstick around the bite area. |
That lipstick has STATUS
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FF Wife "and I saw that Dinky..... "
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09-17-2009, 13:10
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Platinum Membership
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Federal Way,Wa
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Well at least you had your backside in the air. Otherwise it could be as bad a fryin bacon nekid.
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"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." --Col. Jeff Cooper
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09-17-2009, 15:39
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CLM Number 128
Litter Kitty
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Tasmania, Australia
Posts: 17,048
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Quote:
Originally Posted by digitspaw
Like the red back and the funnel web spiders? |
Yeah, we have em both down here in TASSI, but you just learn to shake your gloves and boots before putting them on when left ouside
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I see dead carrots. They don't know they're dead
I believe in gun control
You control your gun and I'll control mine
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09-18-2009, 02:29
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'nuff said
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: NKY/Cincinnati area
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And so it begins
I support Arizona's immigration law
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