There were these three guys who like to go deer hunting every year. So they hire a guy to fly them to this remote forest. They all split up to do their hunting, have a successful day, and meet back at the plane each carrying a buck. Well, they loaded up the plane, and as the pilot started up the engine, he said to the men, "I don't think she'll be able to get off the ground with this load."
Two of the men looked disappointed, but the third quickly responded, "Don't worry about it, we caught the same amount last year, and we got off the ground no problem."
So the pilot said OK, and the plane started down the runway, and sure enough got off the ground. But then the plane started to make some strange noises, and it crashed in the woods.
The next thing they knew, the three men and the pilot were in the middle of the plane wreckage, but in relatively good health. One of the men asked, "Any idea where we are?"
The other man said, "I don't know, but I think we're about a mile or two from where we crashed last year."
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