Quick....before it starts!
A man comes in from work and flops down in his recliner,turns on the T.V and yells to his wife. Quick! Before it starts bring me a beer! His wife brings him a beer and five minutes later the man again yells Quick! before it starts bring me a beer! Again his wife brings him a beer,She was thinking a game was about to start on T.V. Five minutes goes by and he does it again Quick! Before it starts bring me a beer! This time the wife has had enough! She tells the man,look you lazy S.O.B. I spend all day cleaning the house and doing laundry and going to the market! You come home and treat me like your personal servant..........and on and on she went! The man just put his head in his hands and said "Oh Crap, It Started"
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