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01-01-2010, 11:33
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Ruger 1911 Prototype
I made a prototype of the Ruger 1911 in photoshop. Since we all know how much Ruger loves to put huge blocks of lawyer-ese on the barrels and slides of all of their guns, i tried to do the company proud.
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Originally Posted by Ruger 1911 slide
Please read your manual because guns are really dangerous and we don't want anybody to get injured or killed, which you surely will if you don't read your manual. It's important to never load your firearm, fire your firearm, or even look directly at the firearm. Do not stare at your Ruger 1911. Ruger 1911s should not be handled by pregnant women, the elderly, or children. Discontinue use of your Ruger 1911 if you experience dizziness, vertigo, nausea, slurred speech, blindness, sweating, diarrhea, or heart palpitations. Please read your manual.
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This is what happens when I get bored. 
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01-01-2010, 11:41
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I see you used a Taurus as your model. 
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01-01-2010, 11:43
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Too bad this is not just a funny joke. I've seen the entire owners manual written on their guns. A real turn off if you ask me.
I hate when they feel that they have to child proof the world.
We have become a society that bases things on the most ignorant and mentally challanged individuals.
Do not put cat in microwave.
Do not iron clothing while wearing them.
Pregnant women should not consume mass quantities of alcohol.
And the one we notice the least...
Smoking may be harmful to your health.
DUH!!!
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01-01-2010, 11:44
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Forgot about the part for the recall? 
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01-01-2010, 11:49
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bac1023
I see you used a Taurus as your model.
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Good eye. I just wanted something stainless with a lot of fancy crap hanging off it, but it occurred to me that a Taurus fit the bill exactly.
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DUH!!!
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Yeah. Mostly people are idiots. I guess I can't hold it against the company for protecting themselves, but it's a teensy bit silly, the lengths Ruger goes to.
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Originally Posted by MD357
Forgot about the part for the recall? |
It's on the other side under the ejection port.
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01-01-2010, 12:15
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Originally Posted by MD357
Forgot about the part for the recall? |
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Originally Posted by Eyescream
It's on the other side under the ejection port. |
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01-01-2010, 19:53
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That's pretty damn funny Scream
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01-01-2010, 20:15
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Thanks, Capt'n.
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01-01-2010, 20:25
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The sad part is, when I opened the thread, I immediately thought "This is a real prototype" when I saw all the writing on the frame.
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01-01-2010, 20:26
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eyescream
I made a prototype of the Ruger 1911 in photoshop. Since we all know how much Ruger loves to put huge blocks of lawyer-ese on the barrels and slides of all of their guns, i tried to do the company proud.
Full text, since it's really too small to read:
This is what happens when I get bored. |
Smith & Wesson got it right.
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01-01-2010, 20:28
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01-01-2010, 20:38
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Originally Posted by bac1023
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Cool huh?
How'd you like the trigger lock in the second shot?
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01-01-2010, 20:41
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Cool huh?
How'd you like the trigger lock in the second shot?
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Awesome stuff Cobra 
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01-01-2010, 20:45
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Hah! sadly my Ruger MK2 has lawyer engravings all over it.
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01-01-2010, 20:52
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Lmfao!
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01-01-2010, 23:47
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01-02-2010, 01:23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eyescream
I made a prototype of the Ruger 1911 in photoshop. Since we all know how much Ruger loves to put huge blocks of lawyer-ese on the barrels and slides of all of their guns, i tried to do the company proud.
Full text, since it's really too small to read:
This is what happens when I get bored. |
I forgot to ask, does this come in the box?
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01-02-2010, 08:05
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cobra64
I forgot to ask, does this come in the box?
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It ought to, shouldn't it?
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01-02-2010, 08:34
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01-02-2010, 12:02
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Originally Posted by JoshuaC
Hah! sadly my Ruger MK2 has lawyer engravings all over it.
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Has Ruger recently included this insert?
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01-02-2010, 19:39
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Quote:
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I forgot to ask, does this come in the box?
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01-02-2010, 22:23
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JK-linux
The sad part is, when I opened the thread, I immediately thought "This is a real prototype" when I saw all the writing on the frame.
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Me too!
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01-03-2010, 02:15
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It should also say "honest men have no need for more than ten rounds."
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01-03-2010, 04:35
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Dang! That's good work, Eyescream!
Remember to bump this one to the top on April 1st.
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01-03-2010, 05:49
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 380Seecamp
Remember to bump this one to the top on April 1st.
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Who knows, maybe the real one will be out by then.
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