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Old 11-14-2005, 11:53   #76
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- If you've been in a local gun shop and had a sales clerk ask you a question about a firearm, because no one else in the shop knows the answer.
- If the above occurs so they can make a sale.

This happened to me once!!

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Old 11-19-2005, 16:28   #77
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-You double tap when knocking on doors
Or Mozambique drill when knocking :D
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Old 11-19-2005, 17:25   #78
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Old 11-19-2005, 19:19   #79
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Originally posted by hippy john
I'm almost embarrased to say this one.

-If when you hear Sherl Crow singing the last line in "Soak up the sun" ( I got my 45 on, so I can rock on) and you imediatly think she's talking about a 1911.
She's not?! And I had my hopes up too. ;1

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Old 11-20-2005, 12:54   #80
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Might be a nut if...

- You've been pulled over by a cop you've never met before and he wants to buy your 1911!!;f Happened a few months ago, shortly after I left the range!
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Old 11-21-2005, 13:37   #81
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Re: Might be a nut if...

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- You've been pulled over by a cop you've never met before and he wants to buy your 1911!!;f Happened a few months ago, shortly after I left the range!
So, how much did he pay you NOT to get a ticket???

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Old 11-21-2005, 21:22   #82
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I never sold it, but he now shoots with us (myself and a few LE pals I do know) regularly. He's actually planning on buying the same exact model as a Xmas gift to himself, might as well since I've already sold him some nice grips for it!;f
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Old 01-15-2006, 02:52   #83
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Old 01-15-2006, 20:51   #84
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-if you named a dog after a gun.
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Old 01-15-2006, 22:04   #85
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I had a uncle that had a Spitz named "Bullet".

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Old 01-16-2006, 06:12   #86
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-If the truck you haul your guns to the range has at least two of the following

air horns
air brakes
10/00 x 22 tires
a backup alarm
10 speed road ranger transmission
air ride steat
300 cummings engine
turbo charged engine
100 gallon saddle tanks
twin 6 inch exhaust stacks
10 tires or more
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Old 01-16-2006, 14:31   #87
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Beautiful dogs.


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Old 01-16-2006, 14:38   #88
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-If the truck you haul your guns to the range has at least two of the following

air horns
air brakes
10/00 x 22 tires
a backup alarm
10 speed road ranger transmission
air ride steat
300 cummings engine
turbo charged engine
100 gallon saddle tanks
twin 6 inch exhaust stacks
10 tires or more
If that is your truck "just for the range" stuff.

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Old 01-16-2006, 22:42   #89
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My Shepherd mix, man-killing guard dog (when he's awake) is named Sako.
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Old 01-18-2006, 05:08   #90
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^4 Limited to 1 gun a month??? I would go crazy!!!

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Old 01-18-2006, 18:32   #91
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Old 01-19-2006, 09:58   #92
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If you have spent more money to buy 1 gun than you did on your current car/truck...........

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Old 01-19-2006, 21:32   #93
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Old 01-19-2006, 21:41   #94
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Old 01-22-2006, 20:00   #95
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-you see a "35mm vs. digital" thread and wonder why someone's comparing a canon (no pun intended) to a camera. Also you own $10k worth of photography equipment.

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Old 01-23-2006, 00:41   #96
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"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"

If you keep trying to figure a way to reload your shot .22's......


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Old 01-24-2006, 20:27   #97
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30 naught 6

in older dialects (like on the beverly hillbillies the double naught spy of Jethro) and like here in rural kentucky,

naught or aught means zero

It appears someone of our dialect held more sway in that time than we would today.

We got to name something and it stuck, with few remembering why.

I remember my pawpaw talking about the winters of aught 3 etc (1903).

Now I can talk about aught 6 (2006) to my grand kids. And they think me quaint --- archaic....

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Old 01-29-2006, 04:28   #98
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Old 02-01-2006, 15:13   #99
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You might be a gun nut if:
You posted a photo of three of your Colts on Flickr and it becomes someone's favorite 56 seconds later.

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Old 02-01-2006, 15:40   #100
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......you refer to all politicians as zombies.......

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