"You Might Be A Gun Nut If" - Page 41

Navy HMC · 06-28-2007, 00:53

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sario528 · 06-28-2007, 10:14

And to start the next 1,000: You might be a gun nut if you are willing to walk to work for the next month so you can save for your next gun.

***Glockdude1*** · 06-28-2007, 12:03

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Originally posted by Navy HMC

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dan20703 · 07-03-2007, 19:01

You might be a gun nut if:

You find this thread on the second page of "The Lighter Side" and you are shocked.

Navy HMC · 07-04-2007, 02:05

I know what you mean. But "You might be a gun nut if you post on the "you might be a gun nut thread" just to keep it on the first page"
has already been added.

Speaking for myself, I've slowed down a little on new entries because I've run out of things about my own "gun nuttyness" to submit. Now I have to look at my shooting buddies a little closer.

Okay, here you go:

If you invent a word to describe yourself as a gun nut: "Gun nuttyness": "Yeah, I could tell he had a lot of gun nuttyness about him from 100 yds aways. or He takes gun nuttyness to a whole new level."

If you are such a big gun nut that you can spot a fellow gun nut from 100 yards.

If folks who meet you for the first time have no doubt you are a gun nut.

dan20703 · 07-04-2007, 10:51

Is Guntosis a disease? I think I've got it.

Navy HMC · 07-04-2007, 11:06

Gun nuts: A whole lot better than grape nuts!!!

(isn't that some sort of STD?)

***Glockdude1*** · 07-04-2007, 15:40

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Originally posted by dan20703
Is Guntosis a disease? I think I've got it.

Pistolosis- Collects Pistols only

Rifleosis_ Collects rifles only

Guntosis- If it uses ammo, it is in the collection!!!

**SomeDay** · 07-04-2007, 19:35

Fell to page 6 on the new thread search, so this is to put it back on page 1.

Navy HMC · 07-04-2007, 20:05

One question:

This is the fourth of July. Why are we all posting on GT instead of out shootin' or at least shootin' fireworks?

EAJuggalo · 07-05-2007, 01:00

If all you think about while shooting fireworks is if you can get in some target practice undetected in town.

***Glockdude1*** · 07-05-2007, 15:56

........During the 4th of July all you thought about was firing off Tracer rd's!!!!!

Lynn D · 07-18-2007, 21:06

You know you're a gun nut if....

....While travelling in a southern state, you see a car with a "GT" emblem (for Georgia Tech) and immediately think, "Hey, another guy from Glock Talk".....

***Glockdude1*** · 07-20-2007, 19:51

.....You have one of these in your bathroom.....

Navy HMC · 08-07-2007, 05:32

This thread slipped below the radar for a while, so:

If you travel two and a half hours to meet with someone for 10 minutes just to buy a new gun.

If you feel that the trp was worth it.

If you end up spending another 30 minutes just BS'ing about guns.

If you can't wait to get home and break in your new baby.

If you almost get a ticket because you're speeding so you can get to your favorite range before it closes.

cougar_guy04 · 08-07-2007, 06:58

While using the bathroom after an after-match dinner stop, you hear from your buddy in the next stall "Shooter ready . . . standby"

***Glockdude1*** · 08-07-2007, 08:20

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Originally posted by cougar_guy04
While using the bathroom after an after-match dinner stop, you hear from your buddy in the next stall "Shooter ready . . . standby"

"Ready on the left, ready on the right"........

notasccrmom · 08-07-2007, 09:18

Quote:

Originally posted by cougar_guy04
While using the bathroom after an after-match dinner stop, you hear from your buddy in the next stall "Shooter ready . . . standby"

"baggit ...aaaand we're clear."

or

"aww man, someone miked all over the place"

Navy HMC · 08-07-2007, 19:29

If you have ever started cleaing one of your guns if front of your mother in law in hopes of cutting her visit short.

If your mother in law freaks when she is scolding you about your firearms and her 4 year old grandson says "But Nana, I always hit the target and I follow the 4 rules" And then proceeds to tell Nana the basic four rules of firearm safety and starts singing the Eddie the Eagle song.

That boy makes me proud..*sniff* I ain't crying, it's raining.

**SomeDay** · 08-07-2007, 22:53

You might be a gun nut if you spent $35, $50, $75, $250 just to post in this thread! (definitly worth it!)

EAJuggalo · 08-08-2007, 02:10

This one may be out there but I'm not going through 40 pages to look.

If you've ever asked to be paid in ammo so that you wouldn't be tempted to spend the money on bills.

I just picked up 2 gigs of ram for my computer for 200 rds of .45 ACP

Navy HMC · 08-09-2007, 02:06

Quote:

Originally posted by EAJuggalo
This one may be out there but I'm not going through 40 pages to look.

If you've ever asked to be paid in ammo so that you wouldn't be tempted to spend the money on bills.

I just picked up 2 gigs of ram for my computer for 200 rds of .45 ACP

It is now!!!!

Navy HMC · 08-12-2007, 01:36

If you start shooting IDPA and your wife asks "Do you have any hobbies that AREN"T gun related"

If you have ask yourself "Well, is there such a thing as a non-gun hobby?"

If you decided that no, there are no non-gun hobbies. There is only gun collecting, shooting, shooting competitions, gun cleaning and reloading. What else is there?

***Glockdude1*** · 08-12-2007, 15:25

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Originally posted by Navy HMC
If you decided that no, there are no non-gun hobbies. There is only gun collecting, shooting, shooting competitions, gun cleaning and reloading. What else is there?

GLOCKTALK!!!!

**SomeDay** · 08-12-2007, 15:46

Quote:

Originally posted by EAJuggalo
This one may be out there but I'm not going through 40 pages to look.

If you've ever asked to be paid in ammo so that you wouldn't be tempted to spend the money on bills.

I just picked up 2 gigs of ram for my computer for 200 rds of .45 ACP

Just ask Navy and he'll send you the entire thing by e-mail. I hear the bound leather edition is coming out soon.