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Old 04-03-2007, 21:07   #821
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You might be a gun nut if:


You get a blood test every month to check for high lead level.

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Old 04-03-2007, 21:21   #822
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1. Would your dad adopt me?

2. Got any openings for a crusty old burned out retired corpsman/paramedic?

Not that I know of.









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Old 04-03-2007, 21:57   #823
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Oh well, I tried...
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Old 04-03-2007, 21:59   #824
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Don't know if this one was posted yet.


You might be a gun nut if:


You get a blood test every month to check for high lead level.

It's added now: a little different, but I still like it: If your doctor recommends monthly tests for high lead levels.

If the levels scare your doctor!!!
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Old 04-04-2007, 15:45   #825
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It's added now: a little different, but I still like it: If your doctor recommends monthly tests for high lead levels.

If the levels scare your doctor!!!
.........And youy still feel great!!!!!

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Old 04-06-2007, 13:43   #826
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You might be a gun nut if you double-tap every time you use a spray bottle.
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Old 04-06-2007, 17:29   #827
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Well, my stove top get's REALLY greasy when I cook on it!









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Old 04-06-2007, 18:11   #828
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"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"


You wake up suddenly and "rack" the slide on your alarm clock as it goes off.......Oh wait!....It doesn't have a slide!
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Old 04-07-2007, 15:39   #829
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This thread should be stickied.
It doesn't have to be. Everyone responds so often it stays at the top!
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Old 04-07-2007, 23:34   #830
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True. Surprisingly, that's not ont the list. So, in dan2073's honor:

If you respond to the "You Might Be A Gun Nut If..." thread even if only to keep it on page one. (#711!)

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Old 04-08-2007, 12:29   #831
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This thread's turning into a real party.









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Old 04-09-2007, 02:43   #832
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If you're with friend at the range and offer a good buddies brother a Glock 36 to shoot because you know he's never shot one before and his reply to your offer is: "Damn Navy, what don't you have?!!!!"

If you bring enough guns to a shoot with buddies that all 7 lanes on the range are shooting your guns.

Happened Saturday.
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Old 04-09-2007, 10:34   #833
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If you bring enough guns to a shoot with buddies that all 7 lanes on the range are shooting your guns.
.......And supplied the ammo for each weapon!!!!!

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Old 04-09-2007, 11:58   #834
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If you're with friend at the range and offer a good buddies brother a Glock 36 to shoot because you know he's never shot one before and his reply to your offer is: "Damn Navy, what don't you have?!!!!"

If you bring enough guns to a shoot with buddies that all 7 lanes on the range are shooting your guns.

Happened Saturday.
I had a guy let me shoot his GLOCK 23 at the range one time (That's when I started to like the GLOCKs. Had shot a G36 before and didn't like it.), and my dad let him shoot his semi-auto Tommy gun. This guy's 8 year old son wanted to shoot it, but he told him "No, son. It's a really heavy gun. I don't think you'd be able to hold it." Naturally the boy was a bit disappointed, So I pulled out my Ruger P90, and asked his dad "If It's ok with you, he's welcome to shoot this one." He said it was fine. The boy loved shooting a .45!

I have heard that question I dunno HOW many times at the range or showing guns to frinds or family. AND I NEVER GET TIRED of hearng it! I've also filled up my share of shooting lanes with my guns. Never the whole thing though. Garland Public Shooting Range is a fairly big range.









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Old 04-09-2007, 16:35   #835
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.......And supplied the ammo for each weapon!!!!!

Well, that goes without saying.
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Old 04-11-2007, 08:32   #836
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-if you named a dog after a gun.
I know a guy that named his dog Ruger
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Old 04-11-2007, 13:20   #837
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I know a guy that named his dog Ruger

you know that's not a bad name
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I know a lady who named a puppy she bred Ruger, but then she changed it so she didn't get too attached to him before she sold him. She should have kept him; he was an awesome dog.









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Old 04-12-2007, 02:15   #839
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Old 04-15-2007, 20:30   #840
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you might be a gun nut if
>>you sold your kidney to buy more guns and ammo
>>you tried to talk your wife/girlfriend into selling hers to buy more guns and ammo
>>cheaper than dirt automatically sends you ammo every month
>>if your mom buys you a gun safe to protect the grandkids(guilty)thanks mom
the local,county and state police have your home and cell number on speed dial for the major SHTF situation.
>>the fire department has your house preplanned in case of a fire.
>>your insurance company dropped you because of all the ammo stored in the house.
>>you had to crawl under the house and put in more supports under the walk in closet because the ammo makes the floor sage.
>>DOT stopped the UPS truck on the way to your house with ammo and fined him for no explosive or lead hazard placards.

i just bought a toyota tun 4x4. there is a compartment on the door that will hold a 27/22 mag. had several stored in the console on the ceiling until the wife opened one and a mag fel out and broke a finger nail. spent several days in the dog house for that one.
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