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Old 12-06-2010, 23:29   #1226
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That was quick!
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Old 12-06-2010, 23:40   #1227
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Damn, GD1... how the hell did I miss this one? There goes tomorrow night!
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Old 12-07-2010, 06:47   #1228
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Damn, GD1... how the hell did I miss this one? There goes tomorrow night!
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Old 12-07-2010, 16:29   #1229
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Best thread on GT!!

I thought your "Thread Titles" had a load of potential!
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Old 12-07-2010, 17:12   #1230
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Best thread on GT!!


Not only that, but it is the only thread that I know of that has it's own running list of responses. BTW, isn't it about time to update the list?
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Old 12-07-2010, 17:18   #1231
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I thought your "Thread Titles" had a load of potential!
It comes back to life from time to time.

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Old 12-07-2010, 17:21   #1232
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It comes back to life from time to time.

I thought that got lost in the Great Purge!
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Old 12-07-2010, 19:36   #1233
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I thought that got lost in the Great Purge!
http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1183780

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Old 12-07-2010, 22:11   #1234
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It's back on page one....
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Old 12-07-2010, 22:27   #1235
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Thanks GlockDude!
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Old 02-23-2011, 12:47   #1236
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Old 02-23-2011, 17:49   #1237
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If you kick someone that WAS a friend out of your truck 40 miles from home for saying that no one should own guns.
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Old 05-30-2011, 09:25   #1238
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.........You wore out a Remington 870.........

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Old 05-30-2011, 13:29   #1239
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Sadly MOST of those apply to me.
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Old 05-30-2011, 18:31   #1240
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Thanks for resurrecting this thread. I just joined a short time ago and I would have missed it. I got a lot of laughs out of it!
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Old 05-30-2011, 18:57   #1241
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Thanks for resurrecting this thread. I just joined a short time ago and I would have missed it. I got a lot of laughs out of it!
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Old 11-13-2011, 12:48   #1242
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.......You want AK-47 Ice Cube trays.........
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Old 11-13-2011, 21:34   #1243
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Yes, It's back!

How about, you know your daughter's a gun nut when she see's your old .22 and decides she wants her own because you have one (and then won't let you shoot hers!)
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Old 11-13-2011, 22:11   #1244
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Old 11-13-2011, 22:45   #1245
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My pigeon-slinga has been on the front porch for two months....
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Old 11-14-2011, 21:22   #1246
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-You have bought a gun in the parking lot of a store that doesn't sell guns.
-You have bought a gun in the parking lot of a store that does sell guns.
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Old 11-16-2011, 18:53   #1247
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If you read through 1245 posts to reply to this thread.

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Old 11-22-2011, 19:33   #1248
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.. If you read this as 1000+ ways to become a bigger gun nut!
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Old 05-04-2012, 15:24   #1249
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When your kids were babies, you would sneak into their room and dab a little Hoppe's #9 under their nose's, so they could enjoy the scent as much as you have..........

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Old 05-04-2012, 19:13   #1250
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..if your fiancée's AR-15 cost more than her wedding ring...
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