A friend and I were walking down the street and saw a dog licking himself. Friend said, "Wish I could do that" and I said "I think you ought to try an pet him first.
A local humorist and avid Georgia Bulldog fan, Lewis Grizzard
who is gone now, use to tell a variation of that joke.
The two friends were at a Georgia game and Uga the bulldog
mascot licked himself. The one friend said that he wished he
could do that, when the other friend said, That dog'll bite you !!!.
Why does a dog lick has dick? Cause he can't make a fist!
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