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Old 03-22-2010, 06:29   #1
Mrs Glockrunner
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Deadbeat Son

When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he join the Army.

At the induction physical, the medical doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across the room.

"What chart doc?" the young man asked.

"The one on the wall!" The doctor said.

"What wall?"

Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, the doctor asked his beautiful nurse to strip and walk into the room naked.

"What do you see now son?"

"Doc, I can't see a thing, I must be blind as a bat."

"Well, you may not see anything," the doctor said, "but your 'johnson' is pointing straight toward Fort Benning, GA. Welcome to the U.S. ARMY my boy."
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