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Old 12-16-2002, 15:04   #1
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Dog joke

Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs?

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A. Right where you left him!
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Old 12-16-2002, 19:22   #2
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What do you call a dog with no legs?






It's doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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Old 12-16-2002, 22:16   #3
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Certainly not "Rover."
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Old 12-17-2002, 14:35   #4
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Just like do you call a fly with no wings a "walk"?
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Old 12-17-2002, 15:00   #5
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Old 12-17-2002, 15:38   #6
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How do make a dog sound like a cat?





Put him in the freezer for a few days, take him out, and run him through a table saw. MEAORRRWWW! (better when said than read...)
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Old 12-17-2002, 17:14   #7
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What has four legs and one arm?

A happy Pitbull.
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Old 12-18-2002, 04:36   #8
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What do you call a man in a lake with no arms?







Bob.
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Old 12-18-2002, 22:05   #9
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How do make a dog sound like a cat?





Put him in the freezer for a few days, take him out, and run him through a table saw. MEAORRRWWW! (better when said than read...)
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?







pour gasoline on him and light him up, he'll go "WOOFFF".
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Old 12-18-2002, 22:29   #10
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What's meaner than a pitbull with AIDS?

The person who gave it to him.

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Old 12-18-2002, 22:30   #11
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Second Base? ;f
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