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12-16-2002, 14:04
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Location: Atlanta, GA
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Dog joke
Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
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A. Right where you left him!
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12-16-2002, 18:22
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sandstone, MN 55072
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It's doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.
ARS
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12-16-2002, 21:16
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NRA Life Member
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Connecticut
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Certainly not "Rover."
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12-17-2002, 13:35
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Semper Absurda
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: So. Cal.
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Just like do you call a fly with no wings a "walk"?
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12-17-2002, 14:00
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Hegemon
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Phlegethon
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12-17-2002, 14:38
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CLM Number 181
Eh?
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Dakota
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How do make a dog sound like a cat?
Put him in the freezer for a few days, take him out, and run him through a table saw. MEAORRRWWW! (better when said than read...)
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12-17-2002, 16:14
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Getting Senior
Join Date: May 2000
Location: OH
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What has four legs and one arm?
A happy Pitbull.
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12-18-2002, 03:36
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: USA
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What do you call a man in a lake with no arms?
Bob.
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12-18-2002, 21:05
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Quote:
Originally posted by pesticidal
How do make a dog sound like a cat?
Put him in the freezer for a few days, take him out, and run him through a table saw. MEAORRRWWW! (better when said than read...)
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How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
pour gasoline on him and light him up, he'll go "WOOFFF".
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12-18-2002, 21:29
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The Midwest
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What's meaner than a pitbull with AIDS?
The person who gave it to him.
<rimshot>
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12-18-2002, 21:30
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The Midwest
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Quote:
Originally posted by aspartz
What do you call a dog with no legs?
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Second Base? ;f
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