Love in the weeds
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman
in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides what
the hell it's only twenty bucks. They're going at it for a minute
when all of a sudden a light flashes on them - it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light."
"Onward thru the Fog"