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Old 12-20-2002, 08:47   #1
Glockrunner
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Getting Older

Long ago cursing and beating a stick into the ground was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.

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Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

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One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

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Oh, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

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Old age is when former classmates are so gray, wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper, then .... Oh my goodness you forgot to pull your zipper down!

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If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in a smoking jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker?

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And best of all....
I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.........
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