GlockTalk.com
Home Forums Classifieds Blogs Today's Posts Search Social Groups



  
SIGN-UP
Notices

Glock Talk
Welcome To The Glock Talk Forums.

 
  
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-01-2003, 12:20   #1
The Pontificator
Angry Samoan
 
The Pontificator's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Grumpyville
Posts: 24,465


Mafia Valentine's Day Greetings

> Subject: Mafia Valentine Greetings
>
>
> 15. My love for you...
> it came and went.
> so your feet are now
> in wet cement.
>
> 14. I'm here to fulfill
> your fondest wishes-
> Now that your husband
> sleeps with the fishes.
>
> 13. Come to me-
> It's my final offa,
> Or you'll be lying
> wit' Jimmy Hoffa.
>
> 12. I picked up this card
> from a slim selection,
> But that's all they offer
> in witness protection.
>
> 11. I've waited so long
> for you to be mine!
> Now that Sinatra's dead,
> be *my* Valentine.
>
> 10. Be my Valentine...
> or else...
>
> 9. Cinderella got her fella,
> with a slipper made of glass.
> So please be mine, Valentine,
> or I'll have to whack your a $$.
>
>
> 8. Violets are blue,
> roses are red.
> I blew up your car-
> So why ain't you dead?
>
> 7. The day we met, my little pet,
> I knew with just one look,
> You'd bear a son, and now that's done,
> So shut your mouth and cook!
>
> 6. Hey, how you doin'?
>
> 5. Youse da greatest.
> Youse da best.
> But you're untouchable
> Like Elliot Ness.
>
> 4. Lust is fleeting,
> True love lingers.
> Be mine always
> And you'll keep your fingers.
>
> 3. Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know,
> dis ain't really what a guy's heart
> looks like.
>
> 2. Valentine, dear,
> I'm a luck fella,
> you're even better
> than mozzarella!
>
> ...and the Number 1 Mafia Valentine's Day
> Greeting...
> (to the tune of "That's Amore")
>
> 1. When a goon makes you die,
> cuz you told him goodbye
> -- that's amore!
>
The Pontificator is offline   Reply With Quote

 
  
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:12.




Homepage
FAQ
Forums
Calendar
Advertise
Gallery
GT Wiki
GT Blogs
Social Groups
Classifieds


Users Currently Online: 1,186
295 Members
891 Guests

Most users ever online: 2,244
Nov 11, 2013 at 16:42