GlockTalk.com
Home Forums Classifieds Blogs Today's Posts Search Social Groups



  
SIGN-UP
Notices

Glock Talk
Welcome To The Glock Talk Forums.

 
  
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-10-2003, 10:04   #1
Eddie C.
CLM Number A
Administrator
 
Eddie C.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: State of Confusion
Posts: 22,425


The Witness

The Witness
A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While enroute to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited
money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"

The cabby said, "I'd cover his *ss up with that blanket before he catches a cold."
__________________
"Weapons are tools of power. In the hands of the state they can be the tools of decency or the tools of oppression, depending on the righteousness of that state. In the hands of criminals they are tools of evil. In the hands of free and decent citizens they are tools of liberty. An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it."
- Col. Jeff Cooper
Eddie C. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-10-2003, 10:32   #2
Steve Koski
Got Insurance?
 
Steve Koski's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: Montanuh
Posts: 25,298
Now there's a twist you don't hear everyday.
Steve Koski is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-12-2003, 14:20   #3
WolfmanGK
Super Plump
 
WolfmanGK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Northern Dakota
Posts: 13,936
LOL!
WolfmanGK is offline   Reply With Quote

 
  
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 00:44.




Homepage
FAQ
Forums
Calendar
Advertise
Gallery
GT Wiki
GT Blogs
Social Groups
Classifieds


Users Currently Online: 827
221 Members
606 Guests

Most users ever online: 2,672
Aug 11, 2014 at 2:31