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Old 01-14-2003, 09:18   #1
lethal tupperwa
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Three old men discussing their sex lives

Three old men are discussing their sex lives.
The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I
rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she
screamed for 5 minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed
her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she
screamed for 15 minutes.
The old Jewish Man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I
rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we
made love, and she screamed for 6 hours.
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied, "What could you
have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?"
"I wiped my hands on the drapes."
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