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The Train Ride
In a train carriage there was
Bill Clinton, George Bush,
Janet Reno and Bo Derek.
After several minutes of the trip,
the train passes through a
dark tunnel and the unmistakable
sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel,
Clinton has a big red slap mark
on his cheek.
(1) Bo Derek thought -
"That sleazeball Clinton wanted
to touch me and by mistake,
he must have put his hand on
Janet Reno, who in turn must
have slapped his face."
(2) Janet Reno thought -
"That dirty Bill Clinton laid
his hands on Bo Derek and
she smacked him."
(3) Bill Clinton thought -
"George put his hand on
Bo Derek and by mistake
she slapped me."
(4) George Bush thought -
"I hope there's another
tunnel soon so I can
smack Clinton again."
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