It Hurts Everywhere
A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says
that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and
screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her
ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
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Big Dawg #1127
"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."