The New Baby
When Mary Lou found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen...
Mary Lou's 4-year-old son overheard some of his mother's private conversations. One day when Mary Lou and her 4-year-old were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
"Yes!" the 4-year-old said, "and I know just what we're going to name it, too."
"Really?" asked the lady.
"Yup!" said the little boy, "If it's a girl we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits."
"As an OK State Trooper once told me, "Why shouldn't a "good" citizen be allowed to carry a gun, all the "bad" guys already do.""
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