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Old 01-21-2003, 19:47   #1
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How Cold is It?

How cold is it?

Let's hear your snaps . . . .

Such as:

It's so cold, that the lawyers have their hands in their own pockets!

It's so cold, that I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant!
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Old 01-21-2003, 22:33   #2
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It is so Cold that when I tried to talk outside it froze. I had to bring the words inside an warm them on the stove for people to hear what I was saying.
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Old 01-21-2003, 23:23   #3
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It's so cold that when I lit a match, the flame froze!
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Old 01-21-2003, 23:25   #4
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It's so cold, I turned off the air conditioner, closed the windows, and I have to wear long pants. ;f
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Old 01-21-2003, 23:53   #5
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it is so cold my nipples would cut a diamond....;P ;P ;f ;f
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Old 01-22-2003, 02:48   #6
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It's so cold that I use my freezer to thaw out our frozen foods.
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Old 01-22-2003, 05:12   #7
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It's so cold I saw a witch wearing a thermal bra.
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Old 01-22-2003, 07:09   #8
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A famous quote from pizzaagrrl,

"IT's BELOW FAHRENHEIT!"

;f Now THAT is C-O-L-D! ;f
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Old 01-22-2003, 13:53   #9
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It was so cold we had walk backwards when we peed on a tree.
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Old 01-22-2003, 14:50   #10
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thermal bra . . . . . heh heh heh heh heh heh

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Old 01-22-2003, 15:06   #11
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I like the Cowboy Junkies lyrics:

"it's the kind of night that's so cold, when you spit it freezes before it hits the ground"
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Old 01-22-2003, 16:05   #12
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It was so cold the vodka poured like syrup.
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Old 01-22-2003, 17:49   #13
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It was so cold, people were actually paying Satan so they could get in.
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Old 01-22-2003, 19:37   #14
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It's colder than a hooker's heart.
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Old 01-23-2003, 11:42   #15
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cold

It's colder then a well diggers ass in december
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