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01-21-2003, 19:47
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Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Hartford, Vermont
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How Cold is It?
How cold is it?
Let's hear your snaps . . . .
Such as:
It's so cold, that the lawyers have their hands in their own pockets!
It's so cold, that I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant!
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01-21-2003, 22:33
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: USA
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It is so Cold that when I tried to talk outside it froze. I had to bring the words inside an warm them on the stove for people to hear what I was saying.
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01-21-2003, 23:23
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Senior Moment
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Bucks County, PA
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It's so cold that when I lit a match, the flame froze!
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01-21-2003, 23:25
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Melanomaville
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It's so cold, I turned off the air conditioner, closed the windows, and I have to wear long pants. ;f
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No rain, no rainbows.
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01-21-2003, 23:53
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GLOCK 17
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Murfreesboro,Tennessee
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it is so cold my nipples would cut a diamond....;P ;P ;f ;f
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God is the giver of strength
Americas freedom is worth only what you are willing to give for it.
(from nashvilleglock) Hug your kids, Call your parents and remember no matter what it is, it could always be worse...
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01-22-2003, 02:48
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: North Dakota
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It's so cold that I use my freezer to thaw out our frozen foods.
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"Open the bottle and throw away the cap for tonight we drink like MEN!!"
"Where you've come from is gone. Where you thought you were going to weren't never there. And, where you are, ain't no good unless you can get away from it."
Humanity is a great teaming mass of stupidity simply seeking a more flamboyant way of expressing itself.
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01-22-2003, 05:12
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Join Date: May 1999
Location: Savannah, GA, USA
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It's so cold I saw a witch wearing a thermal bra.
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01-22-2003, 07:09
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Central Florida
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A famous quote from pizzaagrrl,
"IT's BELOW FAHRENHEIT!"
;f Now THAT is C-O-L-D! ;f
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01-22-2003, 13:53
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Outside the perimeter
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It was so cold we had walk backwards when we peed on a tree.
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I'll submit to an audited open-records background check the same day Obama does.
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01-22-2003, 14:50
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Hartford, Vermont
Posts: 13,236
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thermal bra . . . . . heh heh heh heh heh heh
;f
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Gun Ownership Offers Freedom in Many Dimensions
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01-22-2003, 15:06
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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I like the Cowboy Junkies lyrics:
"it's the kind of night that's so cold, when you spit it freezes before it hits the ground"
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01-22-2003, 16:05
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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It was so cold the vodka poured like syrup.
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I'll submit to an audited open-records background check the same day Obama does.
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01-22-2003, 17:49
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Getting Senior
Join Date: May 2000
Location: OH
Posts: 2,325
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It was so cold, people were actually paying Satan so they could get in.
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"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." - Theodore Roosevelt
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01-22-2003, 19:37
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Pulpa est valeo
Join Date: May 2002
Location: above ground
Posts: 905
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It's colder than a hooker's heart.
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...But always there remained the discipline of steel...
They all hold swords, being expert in war: every man hath his sword upon his thigh because of fear in the night.
Song of Solomon 3:8
"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."
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01-23-2003, 11:42
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CLM Number 2129
GT Mayor
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Muskogee Ok.
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cold
It's colder then a well diggers ass in december 
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