Blonde Joke (groan)
Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally look so sad.
Liz: "Heard you went off into the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay... But you look so sad. Why?"
Sally: "'Cause I just can't get a man."
Liz: "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."
Sally: "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went to the woods 'cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."
Liz: "I don't understand what you're talking about."
Sally: "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."
Liz: "So, how's that gonna help you get a man?"
Sally: "Well, my mama told me that the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."
"As an OK State Trooper once told me, "Why shouldn't a "good" citizen be allowed to carry a gun, all the "bad" guys already do.""
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