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Old 04-20-2015, 01:00   #1
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The Alka-Selzter experiment X2

So...

The last time I thought it would be a good idea (it wasn't) to...

Alka-Seltzer makes you feel good.

Especially after drinking.

Pop, pop, fizz, fizz. Relief.

So...

Last time, I figured, why waste time popping and fizzing when you could just take one like an aspirin and it would be way better, in the long run?

Don't do that.

It was an ugly failure.

So tonight...

I figured if you just took 1/4 of one, you'd feel a little bit better, quickly.

I don't know yet.

The first one comes back up, quick.

Observation #1:

You can't just put 1/4 Alka-Seltzer in your mouth, with a beer in your hand, and think about it. Not for even a second. Too late. Spit it out. You can't handle a mouth full of fizzy, like that.

Observation #2:

The first one comes back up. Quick.

Duck. And cover.

#3:

The second and third 1/4 stay down.

You feel better.

Right?

#4:

The fourth 1/4 doesn't comply.

I'll need to check my notes again.


I'm working up towards both seltzers, in my stomach, in one big gulp.

Never mind all that fizzy-feeling on your lips after one successfully goes down.

I'll bet Google has never even done that.
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Old 04-20-2015, 01:28   #2
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The adventures of the Huaco Kid in Haiku, sorta (continued).
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Old 04-20-2015, 01:36   #3
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He gave us seltzer.
Don't swallow them whole, *******.
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Old 04-20-2015, 02:03   #4
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I think there must have been more than one beer in your hand to make you think this was a good idea.
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Old 04-20-2015, 02:35   #5
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I think there must have been more than one beer in your hand to make you think this was a good idea.
Methinks the 'more than one beer' had already passed through his hands and was waiting in his stomach for the alka seltzer.

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Old 04-20-2015, 02:48   #6
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Old 04-20-2015, 03:09   #7
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Another example of "can't fix stupid".

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Old 04-20-2015, 06:20   #8
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there's winning in this thread. not from the OP, but from us who get to picture this event.

really, dude?


i'm impressed.


as a kid, we'd bait seagulls in with bread, and toss up half an alka seltzer. the results were... spectacular.
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Old 04-20-2015, 17:28   #9
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You do know they are suppositories, right?
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You do know they are suppositories, right?
funny!
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I sometimes take a teaspoon of baking soda for heart burn/indigestion. Then I think about people saying apple cider vinegar is good for heart burn, so naturally, the two together should be double extra good, amirite?
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Everyone knows if you're gonna swallow alka-selter tablets, in pieces or whole, you have to drink 'em down with 1/2 cup of Hydrogen Peroxide (H2O2).

C'mon HK, it's 2015... get with the program
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Old 04-20-2015, 18:29   #13
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---You can't just put 1/4 Alka-Seltzer in your mouth, with a beer in your hand, and think about it. Not for even a second. Too late. Spit it out. You can't handle a mouth full of fizzy, like that.---


this sounds like a challenge...
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You do know they are suppositories, right?
Thanks, JD. And there I was hoping a seagull was involved.

Seagulls are waaaaayyy bigger than gerbils.

Just ask Obama.

Hold that thought... he'd just lie and blame it on rich people.

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Old 04-20-2015, 19:49   #15
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Old Italians used to drink bromoselzer after dinner... Me, I stole it from them for "science experiments" like what happens if you dump it in the holy water at church, the fish bowl in my sisters ceral box etc...

Thomas Edison would be proud. And don't get me started on Vic's Vapor rub and the locker room!!!!!!

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---You can't just put 1/4 Alka-Seltzer in your mouth, with a beer in your hand, and think about it. Not for even a second. Too late. Spit it out. You can't handle a mouth full of fizzy, like that.---


this sounds like a challenge...
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