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Old 01-26-2003, 14:28   #1
lethal tupperwa
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Official Upstate New York Temperature Conversion Chart

60 above

* Carolinians try to turn on the heat.

* People in Upstate New York plant gardens.

50 above

* Californians shiver uncontrollably.

* People in Upstate New York sunbathe.

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* Italian and English cars won't start.

* People in Upstate New York drive with the windows down.

32 above

* Distilled water freezes.

* Lake Ontario's water gets thicker.

20 above

* Southerners don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.

* People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel shirt

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* Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.

* People in Upstate New York have the last cook-out before it gets


* People in Miami all die.

* Upstaters lick the flagpole.

20 below

* Californians fly away to Mexico.

* People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats.

40 below

* Hollywood disintegrates.

* The Girl Scouts in Upstate NY are selling cookies door to door.

60 below

* Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.

* Upstate Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it
gets cold enough.

80 below

* Mt. St. Helen's freezes.

* People in Upstate NY rent some videos.

100 below

* Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

* Upstaters get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

297 below

* Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.

* Cows in Upstate NY complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 below

* ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).

* People in Upstate NY start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below

* Hell freezes over.

* The Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl.
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Old 01-26-2003, 16:11   #2
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LT that Bills one was mean!;f
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Old 01-28-2003, 13:02   #3
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I lived in Mayville (NY State, close to Chautauqua Lake), and I know exactly what that is like. It's not really upstate (since it's much closer to Ohio than to Buffalo), but pretty damn cold for me!

Not being enough, I lived there in '92, when the Buffallo Bills faced the Wash. Redskins in the Superbowl. Since I had previously lived in DC (Arlington, VA, actually), Iwas a Redskin fan. I was kinda "forced" to change sides when the game began!

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