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Old 12-21-2002, 00:58   #51
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-your kid's vocabulary consists: ballistics, trajectory, clusters, magnums, parallax
long before they learn words like "mama" and "daddy"
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Old 12-21-2002, 19:37   #52
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btt for the heck of it.
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Old 07-28-2003, 21:12   #54
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Truly a thread that has a little bit of all of us here on GT............

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Old 07-28-2003, 22:02   #55
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-Your wife loves to shop at Glockstore, Glockmeister, Topglock etc.
-You shower the bride and groom with brass
-You double tap when knocking on doors
-You get excited when you see the Target store logo
-You buy your kids a book each and buy yourself five gun magazines
-Your tennis attire has Glock logos
-Your Golf bag has a gun compartment
-You lubricate your kid's bikes with Hoppe's
-Your banana holds 40 rounds
-Your car is coated with tennifer
-You light your charcoal with gun powder
-Your kids would rather go to a gun show than Kings Dominion or Disney World
-You are the only one with a vest without a camera
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:11   #56
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Guess I am a gun nut;P
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Old 07-30-2003, 18:26   #57
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You guys aren't helpin' me out a bit...I still have to stand up at the meeting every Tuesday and Thursday night and say, "My name is Gunrunner and I'm a Gunaholic". Fortunately the "meeting after the meeting"... is at the range.
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btt, this is the best thread ever ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f

Maybe someone can come up with more after 2 yrs.
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you might be a gun nut, if after 3 years, you still resemble all of the above!!!

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Old 11-11-2005, 13:57   #60
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Gun nut

If all you can think about is the next reload you want to try.
Example new powder, new bullet,different primer.

If you reload from memory and forget the powder charge, and you loaded
1000 rounds which are underpowered for your semi auto and rejoice that
you have a bullet puller!!!

If you still say thank you for all that 38 special brass your friends insist on giving you.

If you can't wait to trade a handgun off for something different!!
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Old 11-13-2005, 12:02   #61
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Quote:
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-if you were arrested/questioned about the sniper shootings
-if you've filled out more "yellow forms" than income tax forms
-if you have your own VIP parking spot at gun shows.
I was questioned but it was by a friend of mine.
Why, yes. yes I have.
I WISH! I gotta find out how to get one of those.


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Re: Gun Nut........

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-if you find out ammo is on sale at your fav gun shop, you get excited.........

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depends which ammo. (BTW, DON'T USE BARNAUL AMMO! First round of it I shot in my Remington 760, it froze the pump shut!)


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Originally posted by LtTripMD
-if hillary clinton makes your skin crawl.....
Whose doesn't?!


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Quote:
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-if your CCW is a shotgun
-if your CCW is a .50
I wish. We're limited to handguns, and .50 Ammo (amd the guns for that matter. {Hey Gaston! Where's the .50 GLOCK?}) is way to expensive.


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- if the guys at the local gun shop send you a christmas card
- if the sound of full auto gun fire makes you feel all warm and fuzzy
No, but I did get the shop a present for christmas last year. A sign that says "Hunters, fishermen and other liars gather here." It goes perfectly.;f

Happiness is a belt fed weapon of .30 caliber or larger.;f


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-if the gun show owners let you in free.
-if you named a dog after a gun.
That would be awesome!
Nope. I don't have a dog yet. but I have a friend who did that with all his cats.


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Thirty Point zero six;j
Tresspass By a concealed Handgun Holder (I figure I'll give y'all some fuel for another one.)


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-if the wallpaper on your desktop is firearm related
I save pictures of guns just for this purpose (God bless the man who invented Google Image search.). It's currently a GLOCK 30 with Lasermax.


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you give family members gift certificates to the gun range for christmas
You pray for the day that we never get ray-guns..cause how can you justify buying that new reloading bench???
The first place you went when you got your CCL was to walmart.

No, but I have given switchblades a couple times. (My uncle and his brother-in-law were arguing over the last one.;f )
Ray guns probably won't even work right. As much trouble as I have with my computer?
Nope it was to work and then the grocery store.


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you might be a gun nut, if after 3 years, you still resemble all of the above...
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...And work on resembling the rest of them.;f


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-if you can convert a thread about how to determine if you're a gun nut into a thread about how 30-06 is pronounced, and where it's name came from, etc. ...
...or if you are disappointed that everybody else beat you to it.;f


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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Walter45Auto
[B]No, but I did get the shop a present for christmas last year. A sign that says "Hunters, fishermen and other liars gather here." It goes perfectly.;f

Happiness is a belt fed weapon of .30 caliber or larger.;f


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I would be happy with a belt fed .22!!!

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Old 11-13-2005, 19:22   #73
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- If your apartment complex cites -you- as the reason they don't need on-site security.
- If someone you've never met comes to your door and says, "I was given your name. Can you help me while I get my stuff out of my boyfriend's/husband's apartment?"
- If the person who gave your name is a local Police Officer.
- If your local Police Department makes a point of calling you at home to tell you about the sex-offender/felon who just moved into your area.
- If you've been in a local gun shop and had a sales clerk ask you a question about a firearm, because no one else in the shop knows the answer.
- If the above occurs so they can make a sale.
- If one of your local gun shops asks you to come work for them, because you've shown more knowledge than their employees.
- If the above occurs at a shop you don't normally frequent.
- If your local Police Department asks you what you think about the new handgun they're thinking about issuing.
- If you've ever been asked by your local Police Department to bring in one or more of your weapons for them to show off, because they're "Better than this crap we're carrying."
- If you've ever gotten out of a ticket by offering to take the Officer shooting.
- If you've ever been pulled over by a Police Officer so she can ask you to take her shooting.
- If you've ever been pulled over by a local Police Department just so they can ask you a question about one of your weapons, or your ammunition.
- If you've ever had people fly into the state, or country, just to fire some of your weapons.
- If you've ever talked about your latest acquisition and heard the words, "How the hell'd you get your hands on that?"
- If your name has ever been given to a new recruit at your local Police Department along with the words, "Don't bother asking, he's going to have a gun on him somewhere."
- If your boss has ever given you a box of ammunition as a reward for a 'Job Well Done', and you don't work in a firearms friendly place.
- If you've ever taken the day off work to go shooting, hunting, to the smith, or to purchase a new handgun, and yet you refuse to call in sick.
- If your primary requirement for a soft-side briefcase, for work, is how well it can carry one of your preferred sidearms.
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Old 11-14-2005, 11:42   #74
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I'm almost embarrased to say this one.

-If when you hear Sherl Crow singing the last line in "Soak up the sun" ( I got my 45 on, so I can rock on) and you imediatly think she's talking about a 1911.
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- If you've been in a local gun shop and had a sales clerk ask you a question about a firearm, because no one else in the shop knows the answer.
- If the above occurs so they can make a sale.

This happened to me once!!

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