"You Might Be A Gun Nut If" - Page 8

Lesh · 06-29-2006, 13:27

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Originally posted by mnMACD
I happen to love "Janie's Got a gun" and I loathe guns.

Why do you hang out here?

***Glockdude1*** · 06-29-2006, 13:35

mnMACD,

If it is not obvious already, this is a very PRO GUN web site. Many people here even own machine guns.

Lesh · 06-29-2006, 13:54

Quote:

Originally posted by Glockdude1
mnMACD,

If it is not obvious already, this is a very PRO GUN web site. Many people here even own machine guns.

I should have read his tag line:
Guns are nil to me. I just like making conversation with gun nutz. So I can figure out why they need a gun to prove something.

Where is that link to the glocktalk grammer lesson thread?

Lesh · 06-29-2006, 13:58

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Originally posted by Lesh
I should have read his tag line:
Guns are nil to me. I just like making conversation with gun nutz. So I can figure out why they need a gun to prove something.

What follows is a simple, direct proof that the sum of two even calibers is always even.

Consider two even calibers x and y. Since they are even, they can be written as x = 2a and y = 2b respectively for smaller calibers a and b. Then the sum x + y = 2a + 2b = 2(a + b). From this it is clear that 2 is a factor of x + y, so the sum of two even calibers is always even.

AIREglockDALE · 06-29-2006, 16:56

might be if:
YOU HATE MATH...unless its...your glock as a 33rnd magazine..you double tap 6 silhoutte's how many rounds do you have left. (21) Till you absolutely need to insert the next 33rnd and start over again.

Navy HMC · 06-30-2006, 03:01

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Originally posted by mnMACD
I happen to love "Janie's Got a gun" and I loathe guns.

Also, given his tag line, methinks there is a touch of troll about him. While I could make merriment of this tag, I feel that this thread should be troll diet material.

Let's keep the thread on topic and alive folks! Keep it up.

***Glockdude1*** · 06-30-2006, 07:31

.......you help to keep the "You might be a Gun Nut If" thread moving forward!!!!!!

mnMACD · 06-30-2006, 09:18

I hang out here for fun, too see what people are saying about guns. Occasionally I interject, because I feel the need to do so, also because Iam a non-gunner/glocker just trying to spread my word that guns are unnecesary.

Navy HMC · 06-30-2006, 19:15

mnMACD,

Wrong thread...now back on topic please, and the subject that has been chosen is "You might be a gun nut if..."! (sorry no groucho marx smiley yet.)

***Glockdude1*** · 07-02-2006, 09:15

"You Might Be A Gun Nut If"...... You think mnMACD would be a perfect "William Tell" candidate!!!!!

(while the shooter is wearing a blindfold using a G18 on F/A)

Walter45Auto · 07-02-2006, 13:48

Quote:

Originally posted by Navy HMC
mnMACD,

Wrong thread...now back on topic please, and the subject that has been chosen is "You might be a gun nut if..."! (sorry no groucho marx smiley yet.)

Ditto. BTW, I'm STILL waiting for the guy that can quote Title II to show up in here..... What's the running total of these now???

***Glockdude1*** · 07-02-2006, 15:31

This thread is up to a good 275 postings for "you might be a gun nut if..."

Thank go to NavyHMC for keeping count!!!

NavyHMC

Walter45Auto · 07-03-2006, 21:33

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Originally posted by Lynn D
You might be a gun-nut if...
2) You have at least three people on your cell who you can call if you have a gun related issue or have a major problem at the range

You might be a gun-nut if...

You are somebody's gun info contact...... (I'll bet y'all all wonder how I came up with that one.

)

AIREglockDALE · 07-03-2006, 22:03

If....
after purchasing a new gun , u tell your friends or spouse..."it followed me home so i kept it"

or..u leave for the range with an empty case..and return w/ a full one to act as cover for a purchase..placing it in the safe acting like all is normal

Walter45Auto · 07-03-2006, 22:07

I've done the first one, and I'll save the second for future use.

farranger · 07-04-2006, 00:32

Quote:

Originally posted by mnMACD
I hang out here for fun, too see what people are saying about guns. Occasionally I interject, because I feel the need to do so, also because Iam a non-gunner/glocker just trying to spread my word that guns are unnecesary.

Dude, that is evangelism that is going nowhere. Just curious why you tilt at windmills in such a way. I am a Christian who disagrees with the world, but I know the ending of the story, Jesus has already won, so to me that makes sense. Not a flame, just curious.

Navy HMC · 07-04-2006, 07:56

Come on guys, don't feed the troll. If mnMACD feels so strongly about his position, let him post and get flamed elsewhere-this here is Lighter Side, the topic is "You might be a gun nut if..." not anitgun slam etc.
Remember: LIGHTER SIDE! smile and carry on.

mnMACD · 07-04-2006, 11:16

It seems that I hit a nerve with my comment about gun users. All I'm trying to prove is, why should you use a gun, unless you are to lazy to kick someone's ass kung fu style. That's how they used to do it any way.

***Glockdude1*** · 07-04-2006, 13:42

Troll,

You are in the Joke section of a PRO GUN web site. You are obviously nothing but a "joke" to come here to even attempt to "prove something". Tell your mommy & daddy to keep you away from the computer, after all it is for grown up's only........

eddief4 · 07-04-2006, 14:49

Quote:

Originally posted by Glockdude1
Troll,

You are in the Joke section of a PRO GUN web site. You are obviously nothing but a "joke" to come here to even attempt to "prove something". Tell your mommy & daddy to keep you away from the computer, after all it is for grown up's only........

Navy HMC · 07-04-2006, 19:17

Quote:

Originally posted by mnMACD
It seems that I hit a nerve with my comment about gun users. All I'm trying to prove is, why should you use a gun, unless you are to lazy to kick someone's ass kung fu style. That's how they used to do it any way.

Okay, I will violate my own troll feeding rule:

mnMACD: This is not about striking a nerve, this is about TROLLING-i.e. what you are doing right now. This is not the forum for your tirade, you have been advised several times that this is a Joke and humor forum, not a gun control forum.

This particular thread is a humorous discussion about what is/is not a gun nut. It is just that humor, there is no political references being made, this is not a policy making issue, it is for FUN!!! nothing else. Now, please go elsewhere. You appear to be a poor misguided person who is not getting his satisfaction elsewhere and must interupt others fun for you own ammusement.

Now, may I direct you to: The Gun control forum of Glock Talk this is better suited to your agenda.

Thank you.

Navy HMC · 07-05-2006, 05:22

If you find a spent cartridge at the range and immediately start wishing you had a gun that shot it.

...And start looking for one.

did this with .338-378 and .458 win mag.

NRA_guy · 07-05-2006, 05:48

OK. I love all the above, but I don't understand this one:

Quote:

-If you get misty eyed evey time you sell a gun..

What does "sell a gun" mean? I'm not familiar with that expression.

***Glockdude1*** · 07-05-2006, 08:30

Quote:

Originally posted by Navy HMC
If you find a spent cartridge at the range and immediately start wishing you had a gun that shot it.

...And start looking for one.

did this with .338-378 and .458 win mag.

I found a .50BMG brass at the range recently and felt the same way!!

NRA_guy · 07-05-2006, 08:40

- If you ever put off paying your electric bill in order to pay your NRA dues.

- If you tell your wife to come over to the gun department in Walmart to find you when she's finished shopping. (Tell me you haven't done that.)

- If you take a gun to family reunions.