If you can sneak in and not piss off my neighbors, there are 3-4 of them on the lake you can have. LOL
(They feed the danged things. If I'm not careful, the turd-buckets poop up my yard. Grrrr.)
I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation.