It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still
rolling. ~ Mark Twain
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it
in one afternoon on the golf course. ~Hank Aaron
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a
Subject: Golf words of wisdom
Ben Hogan - As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses,
for you only get to play one round.
Lee Trevino - I am not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes
they would have come up sliced.
Harry Tofcano - I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible
time getting out of them.
Winston Churchill - Golf is a game whose aim it is to hit a very small ball
into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the
Anonymous - Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt.
Jack Benny - Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner ... and
you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Gardner Dickinson - They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe
them. Golf is a lot more complicated.
Bobby Jones - Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult.
Steve Ballesteros - I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everyone
would have to play from the rough, not just me.
Tommy Bolt - Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have
to waste energy going back to pick them up.
Correctional and Therapeutic Mayhem Administrator EMERITUS
GLOCK CERTIFIED ARMORER