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Old 01-28-2003, 20:18   #1
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golf quotes

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still
rolling. ~ Mark Twain

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it
in one afternoon on the golf course. ~Hank Aaron

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a

Subject: Golf words of wisdom

Ben Hogan - As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses,
for you only get to play one round.

Lee Trevino - I am not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes
they would have come up sliced.

Harry Tofcano - I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible
time getting out of them.

Winston Churchill - Golf is a game whose aim it is to hit a very small ball
into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the

Anonymous - Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt.
Jack Benny - Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner ... and
you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Gardner Dickinson - They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe
them. Golf is a lot more complicated.

Bobby Jones - Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult.
Steve Ballesteros - I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everyone
would have to play from the rough, not just me.

Tommy Bolt - Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have
to waste energy going back to pick them up.
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Old 01-28-2003, 21:53   #2
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Lee Trevino - When the weather turns bad and lightning starts popping around the course, just hold a one-iron over your head. Even God can't hit a one-iron.

(Lee probably knows...he's been struck by lightning twice!)

Lee Trevino (again) - I usually play a round of golf in the seventies or eighties. If it gets hotter that that, I go home.
Have you ever noticed there are more horses butts in the world than there are horses?
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Old 01-28-2003, 23:00   #3
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That made my day - Gardner Dickinson was my godfather. He and my father grew up together in Macon, Ga.

Thanks! (I'd never heard that one...)
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