mick and sean only had .50 but wanted to get a drink
Mick and Sean fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. All
together they had a staggering 50 cents between them.
Mick said 'Hang on I have got an idea' - he went to the next butchers shop
and came out with one large sausage.
Sean: 'Are you crazy? Now we haven't got any money left at all'
Mick: 'Don't worry - just follow me' - and went into the next pub where he
immediately ordered two pints and two large Jack Daniel's
Sean: 'Now you have lost it - do you know how much trouble we will be in -
we haven't got any money!!'
Mick: 'Don't' worry - I have got a plan - Cheers' So they had their
drinks. Mick said 'OK, I will now stick the sausage through my zip - you
will go on your knees and put it in your mouth. Said and done - the
landlord noticed it - went berserk and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub after pub after pub, getting more and
more drunk - all for free.
At the 10th pub Sean said ' Mate - I don't think I can continue this any
longer - I am pissed and my knees are killing me.
Mick: 'How do you think I feel - I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub'
Correctional and Therapeutic Mayhem Administrator EMERITUS
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