GlockTalk.com
Home Forums Classifieds Blogs Today's Posts Search Social Groups



  
SIGN-UP
Notices

Glock Talk
Welcome To The Glock Talk Forums.

 
  
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-29-2003, 00:44   #1
Gunrnr
Senior Goofoff
 
Gunrnr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: Land of Enchantment
Posts: 418
Demo or Repub?

Democrat or Republican?

I was driving between Phoenix and Las Vegas the other day, when my tire blew out and it turned out that my spare had gone flat! My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.

The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "need a lift"?

"Yes, I sure do," I replied.

"You a Democrat or Republican?" asked the old man.

"Republican," I replied.

"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.

Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican". The driver gave me the finger and drove off.

I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy this area was surely a democratic stronghold. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican.

"Democrat!", I shouted.

"Hop in!", replied the blonde.

My strategy worked! I couldn't help but stare at this gorgeous woman in the drivers' seat next to me, wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.

Finally, I yelled, "stop the car".

She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked.

"I can't take it anymore, I've only been a democrat for five minutes and already I wanna screw somebody ".
__________________
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
http://www.nationalgunforum.com

Last edited by Gunrnr; 01-29-2003 at 00:51..
Gunrnr is offline   Reply With Quote

 
  
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:27.




Homepage
FAQ
Forums
Calendar
Advertise
Gallery
GT Wiki
GT Blogs
Social Groups
Classifieds


Users Currently Online: 918
229 Members
689 Guests

Most users ever online: 2,244
Nov 11, 2013 at 16:42