Social Security Sex
Two women were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex,"
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but surely not enough to live on!"
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."