[Eddie C.]

>> > Why We Love Our Kid's #1
>> >
>> > I was driving with my three young children one warm
>> > summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead
>> > of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I
>> > was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old
>> > shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't
>> > wearing a seat belt!"
>> >
>> > _______________
>> >
>> > My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the
>> > bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in
>> > the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the
>> > garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment,
>> > then ran to my bathroom and came out with my
>> > toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming
>> > little smile, "We better throw this one out too
>> > then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."
>> >
>> > _______________
>> >
>> > On the first day of school, a first grader handed
>> > his teacher a note from his mother. The note read,
>> > "The opinions expressed by this child are not
>> > necessarily those of his parents."
>> >
>> > _______________
>> >
>> > A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come
>> > out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang
>> > so she asked her four- year old daughter to answer
>> > the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child
>> > said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't
>> > come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's
>> > hitting the bottle."
>> >
>> > _______________
>> >
>> > A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself
>> > in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the
>> > room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels
>> > and running for cover. The little boy watched in
>> > amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't
>> > you ever seen a little boy before?"
>> >

[emill911]

From the mouths of babes....