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Old 01-29-2003, 14:57   #1
Eddie C.
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Why We Love Our Kids's #1

>> > Why We Love Our Kid's #1
>> >
>> > I was driving with my three young children one warm
>> > summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead
>> > of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I
>> > was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old
>> > shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't
>> > wearing a seat belt!"
>> >
>> > _______________
>> >
>> > My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the
>> > bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in
>> > the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the
>> > garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment,
>> > then ran to my bathroom and came out with my
>> > toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming
>> > little smile, "We better throw this one out too
>> > then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."
>> >
>> > _______________
>> >
>> > On the first day of school, a first grader handed
>> > his teacher a note from his mother. The note read,
>> > "The opinions expressed by this child are not
>> > necessarily those of his parents."
>> >
>> > _______________
>> >
>> > A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come
>> > out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang
>> > so she asked her four- year old daughter to answer
>> > the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child
>> > said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't
>> > come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's
>> > hitting the bottle."
>> >
>> > _______________
>> >
>> > A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself
>> > in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the
>> > room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels
>> > and running for cover. The little boy watched in
>> > amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't
>> > you ever seen a little boy before?"
>> >
"Weapons are tools of power. In the hands of the state they can be the tools of decency or the tools of oppression, depending on the righteousness of that state. In the hands of criminals they are tools of evil. In the hands of free and decent citizens they are tools of liberty. An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it."
- Col. Jeff Cooper
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Old 01-29-2003, 23:01   #2
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From the mouths of babes....
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