This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide.
The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for.
He answered, "I want to kill my wife."
"I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide."
The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife.
The pharmacist blushes and replies, "I am sorry Sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
OK, then how about if I just kick your ass?
I don't understand why people oppose gun control. I mean, if you can't control your gun, how can you hit the lowlife you're shooting at?
To those who have fought to defend it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know.