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Gripe
When did I start working for the supermarket? When I buy groceries, I expect someone to give me service, not employ me for zero cents an hour to check myself out.
What’s next, corral shopping carts? Mop spills in aisle five? Work security? I can see that. After I catch myself shoplifting, I’ll wrestle myself to the ground, call 911 and hand myself over to the cops.
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