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Seeing-eye dog
A blind man and his seeing-eye dog walk up to a corner with several people standing there. When they come to a stop, the dog raises his hind leg and pees into the mans shoe. The man reaches into his pocket, pulls out a treat and gives it to the dog. A lady standing there says, "My, what a forgiving gesture, after he peed in your shoe." The man said, "Not at all. I just want to know where his head is so I can kick him in the nuts."
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Dealing with a politician is like meeting a strange dog, you can't tell if it will smell you or bite you.
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A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns..... Don Vito Corleone
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