An Irishman goes into the confessional box
after years of being away from the Church.
He is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is
a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates in the world.
Then the priest comes in.
Excitedly, the Irishman begins..."Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time
since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is
much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress... but then I repeat myself.