Dave works hard at the office....
Dave works hard at the office and often comes home late. So for his
birthday, his wife wants him to relax and enjoy himself. She decides
to take him to a strip club.
When they arrive, the doorman says, "Dave, how's it going?" His wife
is puzzled and asks if he's been to this place before. "No," answers
Dave. "That fellow is on my bowling team." When they're seated, a
waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Sam Adams. his wife is
getting uncomfortable and says, "You must come here alot for her to
know that you drink Sam Adams." "No," he replies. "She's in the
ladies' bowling leauge. My team shares lanes with them." Just then a
stripper comes over and says, "Want your usual dirty lap dance, Davey?"
Dave's wife storms out and gets into a cab. Before she can slam the
door, he jumps in and she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns
around and says, "Damn, Dave. Looks like you picked up a real *****
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress... but then I repeat myself.