Home Forums Classifieds GT Store Blogs Today's Posts Search Social Groups


Glock Talk
Welcome To The Glock Talk Forums.

Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-03-2003, 17:38   #1
lethal tupperwa
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Virginia
Posts: 11,372

Two elderly women out driving

Two elderly women were out driving in a
large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they
were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The
stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in
the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I
could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection.

The light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the
passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also
concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and
decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure
enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it.

She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran
through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh ****!

Am I driving?"
Correctional and Therapeutic Mayhem Administrator EMERITUS


lethal tupperwa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-04-2003, 03:05   #2
Senior Member
chip00's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: USA
Posts: 471
They must have been in Saint Petersburg, Florida.
Or Peachtree City, Georgia.
chip00 is offline   Reply With Quote


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 22:24.

GT Wiki
GT Blogs
Social Groups
GT Store

Users Currently Online: 1,001
249 Members
752 Guests

Most users ever online: 4,867
May 19, 2015 at 1:03