So the bartender asked a Polar Bear hunter..."just how do you catch a Polar Bear?'
The hunter replies, "you cut a whole in the ice & you empty a can of green peas in a circle around the hole and hide. When the bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!"
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"Our country's founders cherished liberty, not democracy".
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Originally Posted by Keoking
It will be weeks before the general population discovers that you can't wipe your ass with a laptop.
He said been busy keeping the kids and wife happy, did you miss that? Probably time for you to turn off pretty woman and wipe the ********* tears from your eyes, you might be able to read better ahole.
By AJ
Cap your buddy in the knee with a .22, and when the polar bear chokes on him, you jump his ass... he won't know what hit 'em.
Global warming ain't gunna be on his list of **** to worry about.
__________________ But you know I don't give a light, I'm gunna make out alright, I got a sweetheart hand to put a stop to all this b****in' and moanin'.
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