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Old 02-28-2011, 19:57   #1
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Polar Bear hunter

So the bartender asked a Polar Bear hunter..."just how do you catch a Polar Bear?'

The hunter replies, "you cut a whole in the ice & you empty a can of green peas in a circle around the hole and hide. When the bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!"
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Old 03-01-2011, 20:30   #2
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I apologize, I thought this was posted somewhere else.

Very sorry.
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Old 03-02-2011, 01:57   #3
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GTDS to the rescue, Jay....

Cap your buddy in the knee with a .22, and when the polar bear chokes on him, you jump his ass... he won't know what hit 'em.

Global warming ain't gunna be on his list of **** to worry about.
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