I went to the local Sportman's Whorehouse today
....or whatever is is now after the restructuring as the Flipper-Spec Tacoma needed new Toyos. So I walk to the nearest Starbucks and kill some time online. On the way back to the tire shop I stroll into the SW and puruse the gun offerings. There are a few 1911s to choose from, Springfield, Kimber, Taurus and Regent. I ask the two counter guys if they are prepared to sell a few 1911s today being as its the 100 year anniversary. "...anniversary of what?" they say.
I'm so glad I no longer buy 1911s from gun shops!!