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Old 04-21-2011, 06:32   #1
Mrs Glockrunner
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A Day In A Life

You pick up a gorgeous hitchhiker. That's good.
She faints inside your car. That's not good.
You take her to a hospital where they say she's pregnant and congratulate you. That's bad.
You say you're not the father, but she says you are. That's stressful.
You request a DNA test to prove it's not yours, which it does. That's a relief.
The doctor adds that you're infertile. That's terrible.
Then you remember you have three kids at home!
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Every day that you wait, you're falling faster. No sleight of hand, no twist of fate, no ever after. When it's gone, it's gone. A fight to the bitter end... Life won't wait for you, no life won't wait for you, my friend.
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